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LANGUAGE REMOVAL SERVICES is pleased to announce the first-ever “language-free” political debate. Using proprietary technology, Language Removal Services has removed the language from a recent California gubernatorial debate. They say this “reveals the true positions” of the leading candidates in the race to replace Gray Davis as Governor of California. These STATIC LANGUAGE portraits consist of the breaths, body sounds and hesitations of the speakers, sounds which LRS claims are more honest expressions of self than language can ever be. “Our technology affords the listener with an opportunity to see beyond the half-truths and compromises of spoken language” says CEO DOUGLAS FLIESHUT. “Nowhere is this more important right now than in the political arena.” In a bid to help the electorate make an informed choice, Language Removal Services has made language removals of leading gubernatorial candidates, including ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGGER and CRUZ BUSTAMANTE, available for free MP3 download from their web site. Located in Hollywood, California, Language Removal Services is the world’s premier provider of language removal services for language removal applications.