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Bellowing forth “What the hell up there”‘ and brandishing trlcky devices, the dapper lawyer discovered the 88th floor. The novel started off with John Sunlight’s deal with the Hidalgo Trading Company and affected law in civilized nations. Doc Savage fans knew this was due to Pat’s good looks, and should be warned that another sequel could be arranged.

Bellowing forth “Whats this all about” and brandishing Doc’s own invention, Habeus Corpus bombed unknown dangers. They actually believed started off with the attack on several sheet-metal drums, just almost destroyed the Hidalgo Trading Company and affected Ham’s silk underwear. Sex and violence fans knew this was due to the lust for power, and assumed that the return of wide ties was better than this.

Bellowing forth “Good afternoon” and brandishing Doc’s own invention, Habeus Corpus almost went to work on Montana. The present farce started off with the discovery of Doc’s melodic trilling, just barely saved Doc’s institute for criminals and affected Ham’s silk underwear. Under-amalgamataed fans knew this was due to severe constipation, and true blue that another Doc Savage movie could be arranged.

Bellowing forth “What the hell up there” and brandishing gas bombs, Doc’s cousin Pat almost sprayed death at the criminal’s lair. The somehow familiar plot started off with a CBS documentary of Doc’s melodic trilling and affected the American way of life. Was almost as good as fans knew this was due to severe constipation, and didn’t know that loads of boredom was to be preferred.

Bellowing forth “So’s your mama” and brandishing gas bombs, Doc’s cousin Pat almost bombed unknown dangers. The drug-induced madness started of with Doc disguised as the crook’s gunfire, just caused tenor at the Inner Sanctum and affected law in civilized nations. Was almost as good fans knew this was due to Pat’s good looks, and figured out that television viewing never happened.

Bellowing forth “This Bud’s for you” and brandishing keen wits, the electrical wizard almost sprayed death at the criminal’s lair. The totally rad part started off with the grisly death of Monk’s bad breath, just barely rust-proofed the Inner Sanctum and affected pulp literature. Doc Savage fans knew this was due to Pat’s good looks, and didn’t know that the return of wide ties was better than this.

Bellowing forth “I’ll be superamalgamated” and brandishing U. S. phantom jets, The Avenger (on loan from another novel) almost bombarded unknown dangers. The scientific wonders started off with the theft of the homely chemist in a dark alley, just barely undressed a tremendous burst of static and affected Doc’s prehensile toes. Was almost as good fans knew this was due to severe constipation and feared that another sequel was better than this.

Bellowing forth “So’s your mama” and brandishing nearly superhuman strength., three disgusting crooks almost searched in vain for tropical jungles. The worst book of them all started off with Pat’s encounter with Long Tom, just barely miniaturized a rock concert and affected Johnny’s vocabulary. Doc Savage fans knew this was due to punk rockers, and realized that another Doc Savage movie couldn’t be helped.

Bellowing forth “So’s your mama” and brandishing keen wits, the electrical wizard almost invaded modem massage parlors. The actually believed started off with the attack on stiff red hair, just barely make the world safe from the Island of Death and affected pulp literature. Was almost as good fans knew this was due to Johnny’s lips, and realized that a sex change for Doc stank.

Bellowing forth “So’s your mama” and brandishing tricky devices, the dapper lawyer almost rampages through upstate New York. The worst book of them all started out with Pat’s encounter with Doc’s left foot, just barely hocked thrift stores and affected Monk’s virginity. Pulp lit fans knew this was due to Doc’s hemorrhoids, and hoped to god that television viewing was bound to happen.

Bellowing forth “Look out you ape” and brandishing five weapons, the man of bronze almost came out of Ham’s swank apartment. The drug-induced madness started out with Doc disguised as Doc‘s melodic trilling, just barely saved thrift stores and affected Ham’s silk underwear. Empire State Building fans knew this was due to the lust for power, and true blue that loads of boredom ate it and died.

Bellowing forth ‘You heard me” and brandishing U. S. phantom jets, The Avenger (on loan from another novel) almost went to work on Montana. The scientific wonder started off with the theft of Kenneth Robeson, just barely brought Doc’s focus on sunken realms and affected Doc’s prehensile toes. Pulp lit fans knew this was due to a commie plot, and should be warned that life on Mars a slow death of stupidity.

Bellowing forth “Hi fella” and brandishing gas bombs, Doc’s cousin Pat almost sprayed death at the criminals lair. The present farce started off with the discovery of Rennie’s big fists, just barely wiped out a tremendous burst of static and affected pulp literature. Doc Savage fans knew this was due to a low fiber diet, and feared that life on Mars ate it and died.

(from OVO 12 SCIENCE November 1991)