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Ferdinand Bardamu: Bardamu’s Bookbag

17 November 2011 » In anarchism, art, biographic, blog, books, comics, games, krankheit, libertarian, magick, objectivist, ovo, portland, sperm, trevorblake, zine

This review of OVO 20: JUVEN(a/i)LIA by Trevor Blake was written by Ferdinand Bardamu, and appeared at his blog In Mala Fide in November 2011.

This is a best-of collection of articles and artwork from OVO, a zine founded and edited by friend of the blog Trevor Blake, “a public record of [his] interests and inquiries.” It’s interesting, it’s weird, and I don’t entirely know what to make of it. I guess it’s because I’m too young to appreciate it – I was barely out of diapers when Trevor was printing up the early editions of OVO on his pal’s company’s copiers in the eighties. To someone of the Internet Era, where narcissistic self-expression is just a couple of mouse clicks away, the effort and dedication involved in compiling an entire magazine, from writing and gathering the material to binding the physical copies and mailing them out, is difficult to relate to.

Still, this is a great little collection of oddities, ranging from poetry to short stories to investigative journalism on offbeat subjects. They include “Holding Games for Ransom,” about how one tabletop game creator found a way to keep online piracy from cutting into his profits; “A Pit Stop Along the Inward Journey,” a stream-of-consciousness tale beginning with white guilt and ending with madness; and “23 Sperm Stories 23,” the longest article in the book, on just about every aspect of sperm, from its discovery, its function, and its future. Of particular interest to us in the manosphere are “Warbucks Intra-Family Communique” and “Becoming More Free” by Ernest Mann. The former is a satirical article on the emptiness and mindlessness of American consumerism; the latter is on how Mann unplugged himself from the Matrix of American culture:

I am wasting less of my time (LIFE) watching, listening to and reading THOUGHT LEADERS, ie, TV, movies, radio, music, newspapers, magazines and novels. These are like spectator sports. They cause me to live life vicariously, ie, second-hand, not real, only in fantasy. These mind conditioners are subtly designed to create not only fear and anger emotions but also create feelings of guilt and inadequacy. These feeling stifle growth and keep one securely in one’s rut. And of course the more visible purpose of the media is to create the desire to acquire (BUY! BUY! BUY!) and keep up with the Joneses. ‘Buying’ uses up my savings. I spent 22 years of my TIME (life) working as a Wage Slave. I helped perpetuate the status quo, ie a world of 98.6% Slaves and less than 1% Elite (Billionaires). I don’t wish to do that any more.

But the real prize is Trevor’s own writings, comprising the second half of the book. They include book reviews (including an exhaustive review of one of my favorites, L.A. Rollins’ Myth of Natural Rights), interviews with such diverse individuals as a bulimia sufferer and an expert on out-of-body experiences/bilocation, and my favorite, “Trajectory Through Anarchism,” in which Trevor tracks the evolution of his political beliefs:

1996: Feeling free of anarchism and a little burned by what I now see was my own hooded thinking, I call up the imp of the perverse to see what other forbidden ideas might be out there. Ayn Rand is suggested, and I read her works. Having already shed one hood I’m less inclined to put another one on, and I do not become an Objectivist. But moving through Objectivism brings libertarian thinking to my attention. It’s something about the sovereignty of the individual… but I’ve walked down that path already and don’t sign on as a libertarian either.

Like The eXile, OVO 20 comes in a 8 1/2 by 11 inch size, to fit artwork and cartoons on the pages – I was particularly amused by “Attack of the Giant Killer Sperm.” One minor issue I have with the design is that all paragraphs in OVO 20 are punctuated with bullet points. I suppose they’re there to make the book look distinctive, but I found them mildly distracting, fooling my eyes into thinking I was reading a series of lists instead of articles.

Still, if you want to take an excursion into the bizarre and come back a little more enlightened, OV0 20 is a fun and informative read. If you’re still not convinced, Trevor maintains a free online archive of all OVO articles here. He also has some words of wisdom for aspiring writers and publishers:

…First and most important, get busy. Your time is already diminished by work and mortality, and neither of those situations is going to improve. Keep a printed copy of what you make and write down the date of when you made it. Large bodies of work and the pleasure they bring are made a few small pieces at a time. Learn about the history of what interests you. Novelty is rare and not always of value for being novel. Your friends are not being documented right now and you are the one who can do a good job with that. Read with regularity outside your area of interests. Nothing will point out your own ignorance and error better than attentiveness to those who disagree with you, nothing makes what you know make sense like learning something unrelated to what you know. Take as many chances as you are willing to take the lumps for.

But most of all, get busy.

OVO 20 Juven(a/i)lia (October 2011)

01 October 2011 » In art, books, comics, games, krankheit, magick, money, ovo, periodical, science, sperm, surrealism, television, trevorblake, zine

OVO 20 JUVEN(a/i)LIA

112 pages, 8.5 x 11, $10.00

The best of OVO 1987 – 2011. Walter Alter, Dmitry Babenko, Hakim Bey, Trevor Blake, Johnny Brainwash, Chris C. Cilla, Cunnichant Night Owl, Mike Diana, Yael Ruth Dragwyla, James Ellis, Karen Elliot, Feral Faun, Klint Finley, Richard Ford, Chris Gross, Mike Gunderloy, Ginger Hutton, Ian MacEwan, Ernest Mann, Melissa, Thom Metzger, Jennifer Murrian, PM, Gerry Reith, James V. Scianna, Stuart Swezey, tENTATIVELY, a cONVENIENCE, V. Vale.

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Review by Ferdinand Bardamu: “To someone of the Internet Era, where narcissistic self-expression is just a couple of mouse clicks away, the effort and dedication involved in compiling an entire magazine, from writing and gathering the material to binding the physical copies and mailing them out, is difficult to relate to. Still, this is a great little collection of oddities, ranging from poetry to short stories to investigative journalism on offbeat subjects.”

Trevor Blake: Introduction
Mike Diana: Read OVO
Hakim Bey: Salon Apocalypse
Hakim Bey: Evil Eye
Hakim Bey: Intellectual S/M is the Fascism of the Eighties
Hakim Bey: Ringing Denunciation of Surrealism
Johnny Brainwash: Holding Games for Ransom
Gerry Reith: Letter from the Graveyard Shift
Cunnichant Night Owl: Lunalogue
Thom Metzger: The Hypmogoogoopizin’ Man
Thom Metzger: Wad Rules
Richard Ford: Bellowing Forth and Brandishing
James Ellis: Mayhem
Mike Gunderloy: The Meta-Network
James V. Scianna: A Pit Stop Along the Inward Journey
Chris Cilla: Sperm Trek
Anonymous: 23 Sperm Stories 23
Mike Diana: Attack of the Giant Killer Sperm
Feral Faun: Thoughts on Experimentation
tENTATIVELY, a cONVENIENCE: Lidznap
Chris Gross: Three Letters
James Ellis: Control
Klint Finley: The New Currency War
PM: Liberating Wednesday
Ernest Mann: Warbucks Intra-Family Communique
Ernest Mann: Becoming More Free
Karen Elliot: Operation Negation
Walter Alter: Little Wally’s Reader (Lights = Camera = Action / Densest? / The List of Recalibrations)
Chris Cilla: Apple / Pineapple
Review: My Struggle by Mark Mothersbaugh
Review: The Skin Horse by Nabil Shaban
Review: The Myth of Natural Rights by L. A. Rollins
Interview: Melissa
Interview: Stuart Swezey
Interview: Ginger Hutton
Interview: Yael Ruth Dragwyla
Interview: Jennifer Murrian
Interview: V. Vale
Trevor Blake: Tape Fragmentation
Trevor Blake: Magnetic Poetry
Trevor Blake: Saturn Return
Trevor Blake: New Superstition from a Dream
Trevor Blake: Mutants First
Trevor Blake: Science is Anti-Authoritarian
Trevor Blake: Tipping Points
Trevor Blake: Cursed Object
Trevor Blake: Trajectory Through Anarchism
James Ellis: Suffering
Trevor Blake: The Bonus Army
Trevor Blake: Multiple Name Identities
Trevor Blake: Co-Remoting with the Thunderous
Trevor Blake: Ecclesiastes 9:10
About the Contributors

… or assemble your own anthology from what I think of as the best few dozen articles or from all 19,000+ articles.

Mike Diana: Attack of the Giant Killer Sperm

24 February 2011 » In art, comics, ovo, periodical, sperm, zine



Mike Diana: Attack of the Giant Killer Sperm
from OVO 15 SPERM (February 2005)

See also:
OVO 10 MAYHEM (July 1991)

Rabbi Jon-9: Editorial

12 January 2011 » In anarchism, buddhism, christianity, islam, judaism, periodical, religion, sex, sperm, zine

It is annoying to attend religious services and annoying not to. One who has had deep feelings for some organized religion finally gives up on its extant and visible self, usually after bouts of non-involvement, aggrieved attendance, and conquering indifference.

“It is the evil of the age,” explains the voice of tradition. “It is the self-judgment of an illusion,” comes the modern explanation. Have we really no slicker attitudes to cop than these: a sour sense of personal purity or an embittered belief in our rational integrity?

The real culprit is the whole idea of organized religion, which ought to be stacked next to military intelligence, public education & jumbo shrimp in a museum of dizziness.

How could we have believed that we could walk into any mosque / church / temple – the spiritual equivalent of a waiting room – and find our undiscovered and secret desires? Shame shame shame on us for having tried to share our spirit with less care and precaution than we would ordinarily exercise in sharing our sperm.

The people with whom one can do religion are as rare as those with whom one can make love – and not always the same persons!

Better to make religion a beautiful personal solace, like masturbation, than to rely on paid priests / rabbis / imams, licensed by the state to practice unsafe spirituality and spread mental diseases, especially those which undermine the mind’s natural defenses and immunities against silliness.

Anyone will tell you that religion is a private thing – but I teach you that religion must be a secret thing! Fools, guard your dreams! The wise have none so beautiful as yours!

Therefore, Moorish Orthodoxy. Because the title is less cumbersome than Anarchopaganzen – Hebreaochrislam.

Moorish Science Monitor. Volume 2 Number 6. Winter 1987.

Anonymous: 23 Sperm Stories 23

19 August 2010 » In ovo, periodical, science, sex, sperm, zine

I THE DISCOVERY OF SPERM PART ONE
Sperm cells were first observed by van Leeuwenhoek in 1679. Van Leeuwenhoek (1632-1723) was a merchant and scientist from Delft, best known for improvement of the microscope and the establishment of cell biology. Using a handcrafted microscope, van Leeuwenhoek was the first to observe and describe muscles fibers, bacteria, blood flow in capillaries and spermatozoa. Van Leeuwenhoek carved over 500 optical lenses. Van Leeuwenhoek’s microscope was used and improved by Huygens for Huygens’ own investigations into microscopy.

Van Leeuwenhoek was introduced to microscopy by Huygens to observe the quality of fabrics. Van Leeuwenhoek grew interested in microscopy for its own sake and spent many nights in study and notation. The scientific language of the time was Latin but van Leeuwenhoek spoke only Dutch. Van Leeuwenhoek sent a letter to Hooke, who knew both Dutch and Latin, and Hooke instantly realized the quality and pertinence of van Leeuwenhoek’s work. Their correspondence was translated by Hooke into Latin and published in the proceeding of the Royal Society. To honor van Leeuwenhoek’s discoveries, the Dutch Royal Academy presents the van Leeuwenhoek medal to the scientist judged to have made the decade’s most significant finding in microbiology. This is regarded by microbiologists as the highest honor in their field.

Van Leeuwenhoek is thought to have been be the model for the painting titled The Geographer by van Leeuwenhoek’s friend, Vermeer. Van Leeuwenhoek also appeared on an unused design for a 10 Guilder note designed by Escher in 1951.

II THE DISCOVERY OF SPERM PART TWO
Working in the 19th Century, biochemists initially isolated DNA and RNA together from cell nuclei. They were relatively quick to appreciate the polymeric nature of their “nucleic acid” isolates, but realized only later that nucleotides were of two types – one containing ribose and the other deoxyribose. It was this subsequent discovery that led to the identification and naming of DNA as a substance distinct from RNA. Not until 1943 did Avery provide the first compelling evidence that DNA could carry genetic information.

How it could do so was unknown at the time. Because chemical dissection of DNA samples always yielded the same four nucleotides, the chemical composition of DNA appeared simple, perhaps even uniform. Organisms, on the other hand, are fantastically complex individually and widely diverse collectively. The idea that information might reside in a chemical in the same way that it exists in text – as a finite alphabet of letters arranged in a sequence of unlimited length – had not yet been conceived. It would emerge upon the discovery of DNA’s structure, but not many researchers imagined that DNA’s structure had much to say about genetics.

In the 1950s, only a few groups made it their goal to determine the structure of DNA. These included an American group led by Pauling, and two in England. At Cambridge University, Crick and Watson were building physical models using metal rods and balls, in which they incorporated the known chemical structures of the nucleotides, as well as the known position of the linkages joining one nucleotide to the next along the polymer. At King’s College, London, Wilkins and Franklin were examining x-ray diffraction patterns of DNA fibers.

A key inspiration in the work of all of these teams was the discovery in 1948 by Pauling that many proteins included helical shapes. Pauling had deduced this structure from x-ray patterns. Even in the initial crude diffraction data from DNA, it was evident that the structure involved helices. There remained questions such as how many strands came together as one, whether this number was the same for every helix, whether the bases pointed toward the helical axis or away from it, and ultimately what were the explicit angles and coordinates of all the bonds and atoms. Such questions motivated the modeling efforts of Watson and Crick.

In their attempts to model DNA, Watson and Crick restricted themselves to what they saw as chemically and biologically reasonable. A breakthrough occurred in 1952, when Chargaff visited Cambridge and inspired Crick with a description of experiments Chargaff had published in 1947. Chargaff had observed that the proportions of the four nucleotides vary between one DNA sample and the next, but that for particular pairs of nucleotides (adenine and thymine, guanine and cytosine) the two nucleotides are always present in equal proportions.

Watson and Crick had begun to contemplate double helical arrangements, and they saw that by reversing the directionality of one strand with respect to the other, they could provide an explanation for Chargaff’s puzzling finding. This explanation was the complementary pairing of the bases, which also had the effect of ensuring that the distance between the phosphate chains did not vary along a sequence. Watson and Crick were able to discern that this distance was constant, and to measure its exact size from an X-ray pattern obtained by Franklin. The same pattern also gave them the expected pitch of the helix. The pair quickly converged upon a model, which they announced before Franklin published any work on the topic. The great assistance Watson and Crick derived from Franklin’s data has become a subject of controversy, and some believe Franklin has not received due credit. The most controversial aspect is that Franklin’s critical X-ray pattern was shown to Watson and Crick without Franklin’s knowledge or permission. Wilkins showed it to them in a lab while Franklin was away.

Watson and Crick’s model attracted great interest immediately upon its presentation. Arriving at their conclusion on February 21, 1953, Watson and Crick made their first announcement on February 28. Their paper A Structure for Deoxyribose Nucleic Acid was published on April 25. In an influential presentation in 1957, Crick laid out the “Central Dogma”, which foretold the relationship between DNA, RNA, and proteins, and articulated the “sequence hypothesis.” A critical confirmation of the replication mechanism that was implied by the double-helical structure followed in 1958 in the form of the Meselson-Stahl experiment. Work by Crick and coworkers deciphered the genetic code not long afterward. These findings represent the birth of molecular biology. Watson, Crick, and Wilkins were awarded a Nobel Prize in 1962, by which time Franklin had died.

III THE GENERATION OF SPERM CELLS PART ONE
Protein biosynthesis is the process in which cells build protein. The term is sometimes used to refer only to protein translation, but more often it refers to a multi-step process, beginning with transcription and ending with translation.

Transcription generates only one side of the DNA double helix. This strand is called the coding strand. The transcription starts with initiation. RNA polymerase, an enzyme, binds to a specific region on the DNA, marking the starting point, called the promoter. As the RNA polymerase binds on to the promoter, the DNA strands begin to unwind. As the RNA polymerase travels through the opposite strand to the coding strand it matches corresponding mRNA nucleotides to the DNA. The mRNA is elongated as the polymerase proceeds. This process is known as elongation. As the polymerase reaches the termination, modifications are required for the newly transcribed mRNA to be able to travel to the other parts of the cell. A cap is added to the mRNA to protect is from degradation. A poly-A tail is added on the end as a protection and template for further process.

A sperm cell is a haploid cell. Haploid cells have only one copy of each chromosome. Only reproductive cells are haploid in the higher organisms. When reproducing, haploid sex cells will generally merge. The non-haploid cells, the somatic cells, carry one copy of the chromosomes from the sperm. During translation, the message of mRNA is decoded to make proteins. Translation includes initiation, elongation, translocation, and termination. Initiation and elongation occur when the ribosome recognizes the starting codon on the mRNA strand and binds to it. The ribosome has sites which allow another enzyme, tRNA to bind to the mRNA. On tRNA, there is an anticodon that is used to match the codon on the mRNA. tRNA also has a single unit of amino acid attaches to it.

As the ribosome travels down the mRNA one codon at a time, another tRNA is attached to the mRNA at one of the ribosome site. The first tRNA is released, but the amino acid that is attached to the first tRNA is now moved to the second tRNA, and binds to that amino acid. This translocation continues and a long chain of amino acid (protein) is formed. When the entire unit reaches the end codon on the mRNA, it falls apart and a newly formed protein is released. This is the termination. Many enzymes are used to either assist or facilitate the whole procedure during this process. During and after its synthesis, a polypeptide chain begins to coil and fold spontaneously, sometimes with the assistance of chaperone proteins to assume secondary and tertiary structure. Post-translational modification may involve the formation of disulfide bridges and attachment of any of a number of biochemical functional groups, such as acetate, phosphate or various lipids or carbohydrates. Enzymes may also remove one or more amino acids from the leading (amino) end of the polypeptide chain, leading a protein made up by two polypeptide chains connected by disulfide bonds. In other cases, two or more polypeptides that are synthesized separately may join to become subunits of a protein with quaternary structure.

IV THE GENERATION OF SPERM CELLS PART TWO
Sperm is produced in the testicles; most of the remaining semenal fluid is produced by the prostate. The prostate is a gland that is part of a human’s sex organ and surrounds the tube called the urethra, located just below the bladder. A healthy prostate is approximately the size of a walnut. The urethra has two functions: to carry urine from the bladder during urination and to carry semen during ejaculation. To function properly, the prostate needs human hormones (androgens). Such hormones are responsible for human sex characteristics. The main human hormone is testosterone, which is produced by the testicles. Some human hormones are produced in small amounts by the adrenal glands. Massage of the prostate gland can be pleasurable; one way to stimulate it is through receiving anal sex.

To produce sperm, testicles need to be several degrees cooler than body temperature. If the testicles are subject to heat, sperm production temporarily stops. Immersing the testicles in hot water for a period of time each day for several weeks can result in a temporary inability to produce sperm. Pushing the testicles inside the body, tight clothing and tying the empty scrotum for a period of time also achieves this effect. In antiquity this effect was achieved by sitting on hot rocks or painting the testes with molten pitch.

V THE DEFINITION OF SPERM
A sperm cell is the human gamete. Gametes are the cells that come together during fertilization or conception in organisms that reproduce sexually. A gamete’s chromosomes are not duplicates of either of the sets of chromosomes that are carried in the somatic cells of the individual that produced the gametes. Instead, they are hybrids which are produced through the recombination or crossing over of chromosomes that takes place in the making of gametes (“meiosis”). This hybridization has a random element and every gamete a human produces the chromosomes tends to be unique.

In humans, sperm cells consists of (1) Acrosome (2) Cell membrane (3) Nucleus (4) Mitochondria (5) Tail (flagella). The acrosome develops over the anterior half of the head. It is a cap-like structure containing corrosive enzymes. The acrosome derives from the Golgi apparatus. The tail flagellates, which propels the sperm.

The sperm cell membrane (or plasma membrane) is a thin, structured layer of lipid and protein molecules that completely envelopes the cell, separating its interior from the surroundings and strictly controlling what moves in and out. In animal cells, the membrane establishes this separation alone; in yeast, bacteria and plants an additional cell wall forms the outermost boundary providing primarily mechanical support. The plasma membrane may be discerned only faintly with a transmission electron microscope.

The sperm cell nucleus is an organelle within an eukaryotic cell. Its main function is to control chemical reactions in the cell cytoplasm. The nucleus, being the largest sub-cellular compartment, varies in diameter. It is surrounded by a double membrane forming the nuclear envelope. This selectively allows molecules to enter and leave the nucleus, and separates chemical reactions taking place in cytoplasm from reactions occurring within the nucleus. The outer membrane has ribosomes. The inner and outer membrane fuse at regular spaces, forming nuclear pores.

Similar to the cytoplasm of a cell, the nucleus contains nucleoplasm: a highly viscous solid containing the chromosomes and nucleoli. Chromosones contain information encoded in DNA attached to proteins called histones arranged in to a dense network called chromatin. Nucleoli are granular structures which make ribonucleic DNA (rDNA) and assemble it with proteins.

Sperm cell mitochondra are membrane-enclosed cellular organelles. Mitochondria are distributed through the cytosol of most eukaryotic cells. Their main function is to convert the potential energy (via electron transport) of food molecules into ATP (the universal energy currency of the cell). They are composed of folds called cristae which give a much increased surface area on which chemical reactions can occur. The outer membrane encloses the entire organelle and contains channels made of protein complexes through which molecules and ions can move in and out of the mitochondrion. Large molecules are excluded from traversing this membrane. The inner membrane, folded into cristae, encloses the matrix (the internal fluid of the mitochondrion). It contains several protein complexes. Stalked particles are found on the cristae: these are the ATP synthetase enzyme molecules, which produce ATP. The intermembrane space between the two membranes contains enzymes that use ATP to phosphorylate other nucleotides and that catalyze other reactions. The word mitochondrion has the etymological root of ‘thread granule’, describing their appearnace under a microscope; tiny rod-like structures present in the cytoplasm of all cells. The matrix contains soluble enzymes that catalyze the respiration of pyruvic acid and other small organic molecules. Parts of the Krebs Cycle occur within mitochondria. The matrix also contains several copies of the mitochondrial DNA (usually 5-10 circular DNA molecules per mitochondrion), as well as special mitochondrial ribosomes, tRNAs, and proteins needed for DNA replication.

Endosymbiosis describes the situation in which one organism lives within cells of another organism. The intracellular organism is called an endosymbiont. It is also generally believed that certain organelles of eukaryotic cells, especially mitochondria and chloroplasts, originated as bacterial endosymbionts. This theory is known as the endosymbiotic hypothesis.

IV FLAGELLA
Sperm flagella are a propulsive structure used to move through a liquid medium. There are three main varieties of flagellum; the bacterial flagellum (a helical filament that rotates like a screw), archaeal flagellum (similar but nonhomologous to the bacterial flagellum), and the eukaryotic flagellum (a whip-like structure that lashes back and forth). Humans produce eukaryotic flagellum.

The eukaryotic flagellum, also called a cilium or undulipodium, is completely different from the prokaryote flagella in structure and in evolutionary origin. The only characteristic that the bacterial, archaeal, and eukaryotic flagella have in common is that they exist outside of the cell and move to produce propulsion. A eukaryotic flagellum is a bundle of nine fused pairs of microtubules called doublets surrounding two central single microtubules (axoneme). At the base of a eukaryotic flagellum is a microtubule organizing center, called the basal body or kinetosome. The flagellum is encased within the cell’s plasma membrane, so that the interior of the flagellum is accessible to the cell’s cytoplasm. This is necessary because the flagellum’s flexing is driven by the protein dynein connecting the microtubules all along its length and forcing them to slide relative to each other, and ATP must be transported to them for them to function.

It is possible the ancestral eukaryote was a flagellate, and if not they appeared fairly early on in their development. Animals, fungi, and plants are all derived from various lines of flagellates, something reflected in the presence of flagellate cells in most forms, whose ultrastructure is a useful guide to determining relationships. Humans that consume any amount of coffee have sperm that travel faster than those who consume no coffee.

VII RNA/DNA
Ribonucleic acid (RNA) is a nucleic acid. It is structurally distinguished from DNA by the presence of an additional hydroxyl group attached to each pentose ring and functionally distinguished by its role in the transmission of genetic information from DNA (by transcription) and into protein (by translation).

RNA has 4 different bases: adenine, guanine, cytosine, and uracil. The first 3 bases are the same as those found in DNA, but uracil replaces thymine as the base complementary to adenine. This may be because uracil is energetically less expensive to produce, although it easily degenerates into cytosine. Thus, uracil is appropriate for RNA, where quantity is important but lifespan is not, whereas thymine is appropriate for DNA. Structurally, RNA is indistinguishable from DNA except for the presence of an additional hydroxyl group attached to the pentose ring. This additional group gives the molecule far greater catalytic versatility and allows it to perform reactions that DNA is incapable of performing.

A major difference between RNA and DNA is that RNA is found in the single-stranded form (an exception being the genetic material of some kinds of viruses). RNA molecules often fold into more complex structures by making use of complementary internal sequences; that is, one part of a single RNA molecule is the nucleic acid complement of another part of the same molecule (for exampls, 5′-ACUCGA-3′ and 5′-UCGAGU-3′), so that the two strands bind together. This allows the formation of hairpin loops, coils, etc., which then direct the formation of higher-order structures.

The first life on earth may have been RNA-based, due to RNA’s ability both to carry genetic information like DNA and also to catalyze biochemical reactions like enzymes. This possibility is termed the RNA world hypothesis. Even today, some viruses, such as retroviruses, use RNA as their sole genetic material. RNA is less stable than DNA, however, and is also a less efficient catalyst than a protein-based enzyme. These facts may have led to selection for reduced use of RNA in cells, and greater use of DNA and proteins.

Deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) is the primary chemical component of chromosomes and the material of which genes are made. It is sometimes called the molecule of heredity, because humans transmit copied portions of their own DNA to offspring and because in doing so they propagate their traits.

In fact, the units of DNA that reside in the nucleus of eukaryotic cells, and DNA are not single molecules. They are pairs of molecules, which entwine like vines to form a double helix. Each strand of DNA is a chemically linked chain of nucleotides, which each consist of a deoxyribose sugar, a phosphate, and one of four varieties of aromatic bases. Because DNA strands are composed of these nucleotide subunits, they are polymers. The diversity of the bases means that four distinct kinds of nucleotide exist, which are commonly referred to by the identity of their base. These are adenine (A), thymine (T), cytosine (C), and guanine (G).

In a DNA double helix, two polynucleotide strands come together through complementary pairing of the bases, which occurs by hydrogen bonding. Each base forms hydrogen bonds readily to only one other (A to T and C to G) so that the identity of the base on one strand dictates what base must face it on the opposing strand. Thus the entire nucleotide sequence of each strand is complementary to that of the other, and when separated, each may act as a template with which to replicate the other from free nucleotides.

Because pairing causes the nucleotide bases to face the helical axis, the sugar and phosphate groups of the nucleotides run along the outside, and the two chains they form the backbones of the helix. Chemical bonds between the phosphates and the sugars that link one nucleotide to the next in the DNA strand.

When the ends of a piece of double-helical DNA are joined so that it forms a circle, as in plasmid DNA, the strands are topologically knotted. This means they cannot be separated by any process that does not involve breaking a strand. The task of unknotting topologically linked strands of DNA falls to enzymes known as topoisomerases. Some of these enzymes unknot circular DNA by cleaving two strands so that another double-stranded segment can pass through. Unknotting is required for the replication of circular DNA as well as for various types of recombination in linear DNA. The DNA helix can assume one of three slightly different geometries, of which the B form described by Watson and Crick is believed to predominate in cells. The frequency of twist (known as the helical pitch) depends largely on stacking forces that each base exerts on its neighbors in the chain.

The narrow breadth of the double helix makes it impossible to detect by conventional electron microscopy except by heavy staining. At the same time, the DNA found in many cells can be macroscopic in length. Consequently, cells must compact DNA to carry it within them. This is one of the functions of chromosomes, which contain spool-like proteins known as histones, around which DNA winds. Many molecular biological processes can induce strain. A DNA segment with excess or insufficient helical twisting is referred to, respectively, as positively or negatively super coiled. DNA typically begins by being negatively super coiled, which facilitates the unwinding of the double-helix required for RNA transcription.

The two other known double-helical forms of DNA, called A and Z, differ modestly in their geometry and dimensions. The A form appears to occur only in dehydrated samples of DNA, such those used in crystallography experiments, and possibly in hybrid pairings of DNA and RNA strands. Segments of DNA in which cells have methylated for regulatory purposes may adopt the Z geometry. In Z, the strands turn about the helical axis like a mirror image of the B form. Within a gene, the sequence of nucleotides along a DNA strand defines a protein, which an organism is liable to manufacture at one or several points in its life using the information of the sequence. The relationship between the nucleotide sequence and the amino-acid sequence of the protein is determined by simple cellular rules of translation, known collectively as the genetic code. Reading along the protein-coding sequence of a gene, each successive sequence of three nucleotides (called a codon) specifies one amino acid.

In many species of organism, only a small fraction of the total sequence of the genome appears to encode protein. The function of the rest is a matter of speculation. It is known that certain nucleotide sequences specify affinity for DNA binding proteins, which play a wide variety of vital roles, in particular through control of replication and transcription. These sequences are called regulatory sequences, and only a tiny fraction of the total that exist have been identified. Junk DNA represents sequences that do not yet appear to contain genes or to have a function.

Sequence also determines a DNA segment’s susceptibility to cleavage by restriction enzymes, the quintessential tools of genetic engineering. The position of cleavage sites throughout the genome determines a human’s DNA fingerprint.

VII XYY
XYY is a trisomy in which a human has an extra Y chromosome. The incidence of this condition is about 1 per 1000 in humans. Other than being slightly taller and having more severe acne than normal, XYY humans are not significantly different from most humans. Studies suggesting that there were more XYY humans incarcerated than chance would suggest have been determined to be procedurally flawed.

IX THE FUNCTION OF SPERM PART ONE
Sperm is carried in a fluid called semen. Semen is a whitish fluid containing water and small amounts of salt, protein, and fructose sugar, and is in itself harmless on the skin or when ingested. Semen can be the vehicle for many sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. Contact with the semen of a human infected with HIV should be avoided, even by persons already infected with the virus.

At the time of orgasm, semen is ejected through the urethra of the penis. When a human is sexually excited, a small amount of a clear fluid (pre-ejaculate) may leak out of the penis before orgasm and ejaculation. This pre-ejaculate fluid may also contain sperm. In 1997 the British Medical Journal reported that humans that had the highest frequency of orgasms had half the death rate of those with the least frequency of orgasms. Orgasms have also been linked to an increased sense of smell, reduction of heart disease, weight loss, overall fitness, reduction of depression, pain relief, a lessening occurrence of flu and colds, better bladder control, greater prostate health and better teeth. Since semen contains zinc, calcium and other minerals known to reduce tooth decay, ingestion of sperm can be considered a healthy dietary supplement. According to a June 2002 article in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, sperm acts as an antidepressant. Dr. Gallup administered the Beck Depression Inventory to 293 subjects on their sexual activities and happiness. The results, confirmed by a second clinical trial of 700 subjects, suggest that subjects who take in sperm are happier, on average, than those whose do not. Access to sperm also appears to lead to more sexual activity: this may be caused by the testosterone and prostaglandin E1 found in sperm.

X THE FUNCTION OF SPERM PART TWO
Reports of alien abduction often include claims of the harvesting of or depositing of sperm. The Christian religion claims that when a sperm cell enters another kind of cell, a soul is created. Castaneda (a 20th Century novelist), claimed that sperm went to the recipient’s brain, causing a pleasant sensation. Bardon (a 20th Century occultist) claimed that retaining sperm in a special container called a condenser could allow the manipulation of energy and magnetic fluid. The Temple ov Psychick Youth claimed that placing sperm on paper while concentrating on a desired goal would make that desired goal occur. The religion of Islam claims that sperm is produced between the backbone and the ribs, and that all kinds of humans generate sperm.

XI THE FUNCTION OF SPERM PART THREE
A majority of the world’s economy, technological progress, art and culture are centered on extracting sperm from one or more human and putting it inside of or in proximity to one or more other humans or images. The second most active engine of the world’s economy, technological effort, art and culture is the prevention of these activities. The entire history of humanity can be explained as the dynamics of these two forces.

Some of the genetic information known to be found in Neanderthals and other early contemporaries with humans is found in sperm. This is true not only in the sense of the trunk of evolution being visible in each of its branches, but in the sense of genetic information found specifically in Neanderthals being found in human sperm – a bending-back of the branch. It is likely that humans and Neanderthals shared a common ancestor, and then Neanderthals were absorbed (in part) back into the human branch of evolution. Some humans exhibit these Neanderthal traits more strongly than others, but no claim is made that they are more Neanderthal than others.

XII THE FUNCTION OF SPERM PART FOUR
Ownership of sperm is increasingly contested in the legal sphere. Sperm donated to a clinic Illinois in 1990 was screened for the disease cystic fibrosis. This sperm was used to create three humans. The sperm donor and the subject knew they had the gene for cystic fibrosis, and therefore sought outside sperm to limit the chance their created human would have this disease. But the sperm screening was ineffective, and one of the created humans had cystic fibrosis. In 1996 a subject in Florida sought sperm to create a human. The subject found a sperm donor, but was not told that the sperm donor was the physician conducting the operation. The subject sued the physician for not using the sperm that the subject wanted to be used. In 1998 a young human died in a game of ‘Russian Roulette.’ The human’s sperm was harvested and frozen until such time as a new human could be created based on the dead human’s sperm. In 1999 a subject in Prague tricked a human into donating sperm to a local sperm bank with the claim this was part of a medical process. The subject actually used the sperm to create two new humans, which the donor human was then was required by to financially support the created humans. In 2002 a human in Sweden was asked by two subjects to donate sperm so they could create humans. When the two subjects parted ways, the courts ruled that the donor human was the legal guardian and was required by to financially support the created humans. Also in 2002, a subject in Japan used sperm from the subject’s dead human partner to create new humans. The courts did not, however, recognize the dead sperm donor as the parent of the created human: this created human is defined by law as having only one biological parent. In 2003 a subject in North Queensland was denied access to the sperm of the subject’s dead partner.

XIII SPERMETAMORPHOSIS
Hymenoepimecis Ichneumondiae is a variety of wasp that has an unusual control over the physiology and behavior of a variety of spider known as Plesiometra Argyra Araneidae. The spider normally spins a web made of sticky spirals, but under the influence of the wasp it spins a completely different sort of web. The wasp stings the spider while the spider is in its web, causing temporary paralysis. The wasp then deposits a cell on the spider and leaves. The cell develops into a larvae. The spider recovers and goes on building and maintaining its web as it had before, while the larval wasp feeds on the haemolymph (blood) of the spider. The sting of the wasp and the feeding of the larvae influence the behavior of the spider. One or two weeks later, when the larva is about to moult, the spider spins a web consisting of four strands supporting a central cocoon. This sort of web is entirely without function for the spider; it does not offer protection nor does it gather food. But when the larva moults, kills and eats the spider, it is a perfect temporary home for the new wasp.

Myxobolous Cerebralis is parasite found in some cold water fish. The parasite is not found exclusively in fish, however, and in fact it depends on other species for the completion of its life cycle. In the first part of its life cycle, the parasite is released from the bodies of infected fish. At this stage the parasite is a spore which can survive drought, freezing and other adverse conditions for decades. The spore enters the second phase of its life cycle when it enters tubifex worms, where it grows into the form that infect fish.

The parasite is released by the worms and enter the bodies of fish through their skin, where it becomes lodged in the fish’s spinal column and nervous system. This is the third stage of the parasite’s life cycle. During this stage, the physiology and behavior of fish changes: the fish grows deformities that make it more visible from the air, and it begins to whirl and thrash near the water’s surface. In the fourth stage of the parasite’s life cycle, the fish (now a highly visible target for aerial predators) are consumed by birds. The parasite passes through the bird’s digestive tract and is returned to the water in a new location by the bird’s fecal matter. At this point the parasite returns to the first stage in its life cycle.

Humans can put sperm in each other and in subjects. Dramatic physiological and behavioral changes can result from this exchange, including (in some cases) the creation of new humans. These newly generated humans sometimes contain sperm cells, and so the human life cycle may continue. No human has ever been generated without sperm: sperm is the agent of all life, and that which is outside of life is the inorganic.

XIV THE PENIS PART ONE
The penis (plural penises or penes) or phallus is the copulatory organ, and, in mammals, the organ of urinary excretion. The sexual organs comprise both the penis and the testes. The penis is capable of erection for use in sexual intercourse. The human penis differs from some other mammalian penises in lacking an erectile bone (instead relying entirely on engorgement with blood to reach its erect state), lacking the ability to be withdrawn into the groin, and being larger than average in proportion to body mass.

The human penis is built of three columns of erectile tissue: the two corpora cavernosa and one corpus spongiosum which lies below them. The end of corpus spongiosum is enlarged and cone-shaped and forms the glans penis. The glans supports the foreskin or prepuce, a loose fold of skin that can retract to expose the glans. It aids in sexual insertion, keeps the glans moist and provides a gliding action which is said to increase sexual pleasure. For various cultural, religious, and (more rarely) medical reasons, the foreskin is sometimes partly or completely removed; this is called circumcision. The area on the underside of the penis, where the foreskin attaches, is called the frenum. The inner portion of the foreskin near the sulcus is a highly innervated area known as the ridged band. Removal of the foreskin by circumcision also usually removes the ridged band and injures or removes the frenulum.

The urethra, which is the last part of the urinary tract, traverses the corpus spongiosum and its end lies on the tip of the glans penis. It is both a passage for urine and for the ejaculation of semen. Sperm is produced in the testes and stored in the attached epididymis. During ejaculation, sperm are propelled up the vas deferens, two ducts that pass over and behind the bladder. Fluids are added by the seminal vesicles and the vas deferens turns into the ejaculatory ducts which join the urethra inside the prostate gland. The prostate as well as the bulbourethral glands add further secretions, and the semen is expelled through the penis.

XV THE PENIS PART TWO
An erection is the hardening, enlarging and rising of the penis which often occurs in the sexually aroused human. In addition to sexual arousal, erections can be caused by friction or by the pressure of the filled urinary bladder. In humans, erections occur several times per night during sleep, and morning erections are common.

Physiologically, an erection is achieved by two mechanisms: increased inflow of blood into the vessels of erectile tissue, and decreased outflow. After a signal from the sympathetic nervous system, muscles in the region relax, allowing more blood to enter the sponge-like tissues. Contraction of other muscles reduce the outflow. The enlarged structure then exerts pressures on the exit vein, further reducing the outflow. As blood flows in, the penis stiffens, its girth and length increases, and it rises to an angle that can vary from horizontal to almost vertical. Normally, the foreskin retracts and exposes the glans. Erections may occur even during or after death, if the pressure within the penis increases for some reason.

XVI THE PENIS PART THREE
In comparison to body size, the human penis is among the largest of the primates. The average human penis is less than the span of a human hand in length when fully engorged with blood during arousal. The size of a flaccid human penis varies in both length and width in ways that often do not predict the size of a fully aroused member. A human with a relatively small flaccid penis may have an above average length penis when fully aroused. The opposite is also true.

The most common form of penile body modification is the practice of circumcision. Less commonly, the penis is pierced and modified by other body art. Piercings of the penis include the Prince Albert piercing, the Apadravya piercing, the Ampallang piercing, the dido piercing, the frenum piercing and others. Apart from a penectomy, the most radical of these is the subincision, in which the glans penis is bifurcated to look similar to that of the kangaroo. This modification was originally done among Australian Aborigines, although it is now done by some in the U.S. and Europe. A small number of humans who are circumcised attempt to restore their foreskin through surgical and other means. This is called foreskin restoration.

XVII THE FUTURE OF SPERM PART ONE
Stem cells are human cells that can be manipulated into becoming other types of cells, and this includes (in theory) sperm cells. Dr Lacham-Kaplan of Monash University in Melbourne successfully created mice without mouse sperm in 1991. Scientists at the Reproductive Genetics Institute in Chicago created a means of creating new humans without sperm in 2002.

This research also opens the possibility of elimination of genetic flaws in humanity at the point of creation, thereby reducing a great deal of human suffering and expense. What is more, better humans can be created – humans able to live longer, healthier lives in a greater variety of environments with less reliance on outside resources.

Efforts to create better humans through manipulation of sperm have already been carried out. In 1989 a study by Wille and Beier compared 99 surgically castrated sex offenders and 35 non-castrated sex offenders ten years after their release from prison. The recidivism rate of castrated offenders was 3%, while the rate for non-castrated offenders was 46%.

Sperm count differs by geographical region. In the United States, New Yorkers issue 102.9 x 100000/mL sperm, Los Angeles humans issue 80.8 x 100000/mL, and Columbia (Missouri) humans issue only an average 53.5 x 100000/mL sperm.

A study conducted in 1999 by The Lancet suggested that out of 650 humans who were unable to create new humans, 20 had been exposed to high levels of pesticides. Information gathered between 1938 and 1990 suggests sperm densities in the United States have an average annual decrease of 1.5 million sperm/mL of collected sample, or about 1.5 percent per year. European sperm has declined at about twice that rate (3.1%/year). As the inability to create new humans increases so does the need to manufacture artificial sperm. In contrast, the bdelloid rotifer has evolved into 370 species over fifty million years: clearly, the need to reproduce with sperm is an option and not a requirement. In 1967, Surveyor 3 landed on the moon. The bacteria Streptococcus mitis was accidentally on board placed there by the sneeze of a NASA worker. The bacteria survived liftoff, space travel, a lack of atmosphere, a lack of food, and three years of cosmic radiation on the surface of the moon. A component of Surveyor 3 was returned to Earth in 1969 by astronaut Conrad, where it was discovered that the bacteria was still alive. In 1997, Cano recovered living bacteria found in the stomach of a bee preserved in amber thirty million years ago.

XVIII THE FUTURE OF SPERM PART TWO
Humans are a sperm’s way of making more sperm, until such inevitable time as we can make our replacements.

(from OVO 15 SPERM February 2005)

Thom Metzger: The Hypmogoogoopizin’ Man

19 August 2010 » In ovo, periodical, sperm, zine

Whilom – when God did ordain
to claim this drear and waste domain
Him did it please to bid His saints
against all pleading abject ‘plaints
to sojourn here ‘cross cruel sea
to raise the cross for all to see.

A thousand beasts with blood-damp chins
ten thousand gibb’ring indians
a frozen land, a ruthless sky
brought bitter tear to every eye.
But something more ill bowered here
to breed in saints a holy fear.

No savage mur’drous picaroon
nor dire eclipses of the moon
nor leons nor leviathans
nor vandal hordes nor heathen huns
did cause more quailing terror than
the Hypmogoogoopizin’ Man.

Some swore this wight was naught but air
which issueth from serpent’s lair.
And others claim’d the visions vile
were nauseous fumes, telluric bile.
Still others laughed the thought away,
yet did he haunt and hunt his prey.

An hundred years passed now apace
sith saints had conquered this new place;
an hundred years did roll away
now commonwealth in its heyday
grew fattish, vain, wax’d like the moon
which to a sliver withers soon.

To things of faith, to hymn and prayer,
these follied folk gave not a care.
Most shamefully young wives and girles
loved more their ribands and their pearls.
So watched each Sarah, Jane and Nan:
the Hypmogoogoopizin’ man.

Whence this monstrous permutation,
in what womb his generation?
Was he born into this world,
or from a passing comet hurled?
Will the secret pages yield
or is his tome forever sealed?

Was he spawn of Lapland witch
or the whelp of slav’ring bitch
mated moonwise, or the get
of mumbo-jumbo, black as jet,
of Pictish priest bedaubed with woad
or was an egg his first abode?

Slithered he from burst cocoon
in the lea of drifting dune,
was eye on Ancient Pyramid
witness to his birth, or did
he live before time began,
this Hypmogoogoopizin’ Man?

Now hear the dread particulars
of happ’nings ‘neath malefic stars
how goodly maid by name of Kate
fell, and falling, sealed her fate.
Of disobedience and its pain,
of sin’s black touch and seeping stain.

Creeping, spavined, skin and bone
came to Kate a neighbor crone.
She dreweth forth aweighty book
and sheweth for a fleety look
a picture there, an image of
woeful, grievous, gorgonic love.

Tho’ Kate drew back to shield her eye
she gave a grue, a mewling cry;
too late, too late, this ancient art
had hooked its talons in her heart.
So came from damned Alcoran
the Hypmogoogoopizin’ Man.

She juddered, blenched, nigh to swooning,
tho’ all was still, she heard his crooning,
a far-off bruit, as hounds to stag
a closer clamor did make her swag
and hand grew weak, and pulse did race
to see that lewdly leering face.

She sent away the cackling hag
yet slumber’d not, her bed a quag.
The moon arose, refulgent globe,
while Kate a comely female Job,
lay drenched in sweat, a writhing wretch
first fetal, closed, then wild outstretched.

The watchman heard the bandog howl
the wauling cat and hooty owl;
the leaves on ancient oak tree limbs
quivered, chanting ghostly hymns
to him, the Laird of demon clan:
the Hypmogoogoopizin’ Man.

When next did Phoebus slow descend
cry’d piteous Kate – O Lord forfend!
preserve, protect, this palsy’d girle
who feeleth banners dire unfurl,
keep hence the black and shining one
whose eye doth glister like the sun.

But all was vain and once again
a preternatural darkness came,
an ague clutch’d her, held her close
infernal trumpets, grandiose,
played fanfares only she could hear
to bold proclaim her time was near.

And sitting up in clammy bed
as fiendish tabors beat her head
she saw, tho’ eyes were closed fast
she saw, tho’ heartsick and aghast
she saw, and soul was clove in twain
the Hypmogoogoopizin’ Man.

Prodigious and malevolent
a baleful sign, a fell portent,
a louring look, a gravid eye,
the optick spheroid loomed nigh,
The fevered orb which streamed with rays
now trammeled her in noisome gaze.

Tho’ mummy-wound in dampish sheets,
she rose and fell in heaving heats.
The bedshrouds all were burned away
as dew on dawn of summer’s day.
Invading deep his vision darts
pierced arm and leg and tender parts.

So to complete his carnal crime -
as in creation’s natal time,
when Adam saw his naked Eve,
and swift as thought to her did cleave -
likewise this cruel panopticon,
this Hypmogoogoopizin’ man.

Then from the Great Afflicting eye
came a voice to mollify,
to stroke heartstrings as seraphim
which harp in heaven plangent hymn.
And so from bed did Kate arise
and walk beneath the starry skies.

Her sleeping dress yet fell away
and went she in sky-clad array.
Above her sable welkin arch’d
while through the weeds and woods she marched
condemned yet fervent, so it seemed
to mount the scaffold of her dreams.

The twin globes glowed, a lure for she,
like as a sundered Gemini.
The lunar orb and lustful eye
were side by side, in harmony,
febrile, limpid, hot and wan:
this Hypmogoogoopizin’ man.

Just once at Midnight’s tolling bell
she shivered, wrestling off the spell,
rebelling, brief, she fought and lost
resisting him, at what a cost.
Pinches, mischiefs, sundry bite
were her reward for bootless fight.

So anon she reached the place
where Kate completeth her disgrace.
A massy oak, black as the tomb,
above her, vast and sere it loomed,
and from a branch hangeth a rope
and from this hang’d the death of hope.

For there it was now twelve years gone
another girle at crack of dawn
was found dependent, lifeless fruit
above the writhing, snaky root,
her death the work of artisan
call’d Hypmogoogoopizin’ Man.

The eye’s refulgence trebled as
an husband’s ardor when it has
been rebuffed and thrice denied
by winsome, teazing furtive bride,
and to the virgin marriage bed
he speeds, and soon is daubed red.

The girle took hold of ragged noose
and placed it ’round her throte yet loose
then sudden skirling music came
of pipes and nakers to inflame
her writhing self, and so she danced
his odalisque, fawning, entranced.

Afflicted thus, this serpentine
and bestial spree, this jig malign
roiled outward from her ‘sorceled loins
as incubus with sleeper joins
and so continued damn’d pavan
with Hypmogoogoopizin’ man.

And keenly now, Kate chanted back
a descant tune demoniack.
Deep from her issueth the song:
a thousand echoes from a gong
that hangs within the citadel
of dankest, drearest deepest Hell.

The rope withal did tight enclose
and pulled her up upon her toes.
She dangled wailing pagan psalms
obeisant blessing and salaams
to Pasha of Opthalmick love,
and all the attributes thereof.

Gasping, grasping now for him,
dependent there from oaken limb,
the base lubricious undulation
naked blasphemous flirtations,
in manner of a courtesan
for Hypmogoogoopizin’ Man.

He swelled, and swollen, eldritch sparks
as those which shot from ancient ark
that Israel did hold so dear -
commanding total awe and fear -
billow’d, thunder’d, flashed and roar’d
with the presence of the Lord.

Or as a comet blots the skies
and the heathen terrifies
a blinding omen, mark of doom,
from the blackness closer looms
so did the eye most fulgurous
wax as rakeshame nemesis.

Sphering round this lesser sun,
circumscribed oblivion,
stretched taut, a membrane like a drum
head, spotless, weightless, pure vellum
comprised the girth of glaring gland,
of Hypmogoogoopizin’ Man.

As man o’ war with heavy ordnance
doth pound his foe to make her dance,
blasting cannon, hail of shot,
ball and bullet, crimson hot,
in such wise did her suitor
cruelly vex and persecute her.

She took the salvoes and she shook
twisted on this angler’s hook.
Raptured, ravished, did she squirm,
stript and moist, a wanton worm,
bait to catch most precious game
yet fish and fisher were the same.

Choked at end of hempen cord
blessing him ‘gainst whom she warr’d,
- an hour ago or eons past
across a space ungodly vast -
Kate surrendered to all demands
of Hypmogoogoopizin’ Man.

With fervent cry she yielded all,
capitulated to the call
submitted to her whilom foe
taking cruel bastinado
flung wide back her blissom limbs
and opened self to welcome him.

The instant rupture paroxysm
flooding ocular baptism
bursting eye, deluging rheum
vitreous matter, flooding spume,
bubbling gouts of ectoplasm
exploded forth in spewy spasm.

Steaming jets of gleaming gleet
boiling with supernal heat,
sweet and grievous, grumey glair
roar’d in torrents through the air,
in an instant all to drain
the Hypmogoogoopizin’ Man.

So quickly did her anointment
daub her all with shining ointment
honey bast’d, rare sweetmeat,
golden glaz’d with sugar sleet,
so sudden was she complete bedew’d
she hang’d in gravid hebetude.

And spectral leman too was sated
in this manner to be mated.
Egg and sperm in one fluid
like potations of the Druid
or the fabled Alkahest
which Gothick wizard possess’d.

So the climax of their love,
he below and she above,
bedizened with his dripping jewels
while at her feet the ichor pools,
so it ends as it began,
with Hypmogoogoopizin’ Man.

But hold – tho both are spent, agog,
yet there is an epilogue.
Kate against all hope did live
and of these circumstances give
her testimony, wild and queer,
blist’ring every list’ning ear.

She waxed old and oft retold
her tale in tongue surprizing bold.
Her inmost soul was stung by pride
to be the chosen wanton bride,
the one whose consecrated coney
was surfeited with radiant honey.

Did she bear his heinous child?
Was her matrix so defiled?
Slunk she off to do the birth?
Did their bastard walk the earth?
No one knoweth other than
the Hypmogoogoopizin’ Man.

(from OVO 15 SPERM February 2005)

Sperm shows longevity – Politiken.dk

07 August 2009 » In science, sperm

A major Danish study shows a clear connection between the ability to reproduce and longevity.

Sperm shows longevity – Politiken.dk

Hakim Bey: Intellectual S/M is the Fascism of the Eighties – The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It

02 August 2009 » In art, books, fascism, fight, futurism, ovo, sex, sperm, zine

COMRADES!

Recently some confusion about “Chaos” has plagued the A.O.A. from certain revanchist quarters, forcing us (who despise polemics) at last to indulge in a Plenary Session devoted to denunciations ex cathedra, portentous as hell; our faces burn red with rhetoric, spit flies from our lips, neck veins bulge with pulpit fervor. We must at last descend to flying banners with angry slogans (in 1930′s type faces) declaring what Ontological Anarchy is not.

Remember, only in Classical Physics does Chaos have anything to do with entropy, heat-death, or decay. In our physics (Chaos Theory), Chaos identifies with tao, beyond both yin-as-entropy & yang-as-energy, more a principle of continual creation than of any nihil, void in the sense of potentia, not exhaustion. (Chaos as the “sum of all orders.”)

From this alchemy we quintessentialize an aesthetic theory. Chaote art may act terrifying, it may even act grand guignol, but it can never allow itself to be drenched in putrid negativity, thanatosis, schadenfreude (delight in the misery of others), crooning over Nazi memorabilia & serial murders. Ontological Anarchy collects no snuff films & is bored to tears with dominatrices who spout french philosophy. (“Everything is hopeless & I knew it before you did, asshole. Nyahh!”)

Wilhelm Reich was driven half mad & killed by agents of the Emotional Plague; maybe half his work derived from sheer paranoia (UFO conspiracies, homophobia, even his orgasm theory), BUT on one point we agree wholeheartedly – sexpol: sexual repression breeds death obsession, which leads to bad politics. A great deal of avant-garde Art is saturated with Deadly Orgone Rays (DOR). Ontological Anarchy aims to build aesthetic cloud-busters (OR-guns) to disperse the miasma of cerebral sado-masochism which now passes for slick, hip, new, fashionable. Self-mutilating “performance” artists strike us as banal & stupid – their art makes everyone more unhappy. What kind of two-bit conniving horseshit… what kind of cockroach-brained Art creeps cooked up this apocalypse stew?

Of course the avant-garde seems “smart” – so did Marinetti & the Futurists, so did Pound & Celine. Compared to that kind of intelligence we’d choose real stupidity, bucolic New Age blissed-out inanity – we’d rather be pinheads than queer for death. But luckily we don’t have to scoop out our brains to attain our own queer brand of satori. All the faculties, all the senses belong to us as our property – both heart & head, intellect & spirit, body & soul. Ours is no art of mutilation but of excess, superabundance, amazement.

The purveyors of pointless gloom are the Death Squads of contemporary aesthetics – & we are the “disappeared ones.” Their make-believe ballroom of occult 3rd-Reich bric-a-brac & child murder attracts the manipulators of the Spectacle – death looks better on TV than life – & we Chaotes, who preach an insurrectionary joy, are edged out towards silence.

Needless to say we reject all censorship by Church & State – but “after the revolution” we would be willing to take individual & personal responsibility for burning all the Death Squad snuff-art crap & running them out of town on a rail. (Criticism becomes direct action in an anarchist context.) My space has room neither for Jesus & his lords of the flies nor for Chas. Manson & his literary admirers. I want no mundane police – I want no cosmic axe-murderers either; no TV chainsaw massacres, no sensitive poststructuralist novels about necrophilia.

As it happens, the A.O.A. can scarcely hope to sabotage the suffocating mechanisms of the State & its ghostly circuitry – but we just might happen to find ourselves in a position to do something about lesser manifestations of the DOR plague such as the Corpse-Eaters of the Lower East Side & other Art scum. We support artists who use terrifying material in some “higher cause” – who use loving/sexual material of any kind, however shocking or illegal – who use their anger & disgust & their true desires to lurch toward self-realization & beauty & adventure. “Social Nihilism,” yes – but not the dead nihilism of gnostic self-disgust. Even if it’s violent & abrasive, anyone with a vestigial 3rd eye can see the differences between revolutionary pro-life art & reactionary pro-death art. DOR stinks, & the chaote nose can sniff it out – just as it knows the perfume of spiritual / sexual joy, however buried or masked by other darker scents. Even the Radical Right, for all its horror of flesh & the senses, occasionally comes up with a moment of perception & consciousness-enhancement – but the Death Squads, for all their tired lip service to fashionable revolutionary abstractions, offer us about as much true libertarian energy as the FBI, FDA, or the double-dip Baptists.

We live in a society which advertises its costliest commodities with images of death & mutilation, beaming them direct to the reptilian back-brain of the millions thru alpha-wave-generating carcinogenic reality-warping devices – while certain images of life (such as our favorite, [CENSORED]) are banned & punished with incredible ferocity. It takes no guts at all to be an Art Sadist, for salacious death lies at the aesthetic center of our Consensus Paradigm. “Leftists” who like to dress up & play Police-&-Victim, people who jerk off to atrocity photos, people who like to think & intellectualize about splatter art & highfalutin hopelessness & groovy ghoulishness & other people’s misery – such “artists” are nothing but police-without-power (a perfect definition for many “revolutionaries” too). We have a black bomb for these aesthetic fascists – it explodes with sperm & firecrackers, raucous weeds & piracy, weird Shiite heresies & bubbling paradise-fountains, complex rhythms, pulsations of life, all shapeless & exquisite.

Wake up! Breathe! Feel the world’s breath against your skin! Seize the day! Breathe! Breathe!

(Thanx to J. Mander’s Four Arguments for the Abolition of Television; Adam Exit; & the Moorish Cosmopolitan of Williamsburg.)

first published in OVO 10 MAYHEM, later collected in T.A.Z. The Temporary Autonomous Zone.

OVO 15 Sperm (February 2005)

02 August 2009 » In art, ovo, sex, sperm, trevorblake, zine

February 2005. 8.5″ x 11″. Digital. 40 pages.

Front Cover: The Sperm by Dmetry Babenko.
Indicia
Introduction by Trevor Blake
Sperm Trek by Chris Cilla
23 Sperm Stories 23 by Anonymous
Attack of the Giant Killer Sperm by Mike Diana
The Hypmogoogoopzin’ Man by Thom Metzger
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OVO is a collection of new works in the public domain edited and published by Trevor Blake since 1987.  New issues are in progress.

Attractive Males Release Fewer Sperm

10 July 2009 » In science, sperm

Attractive males release fewer sperm per mating to maximise their chances of producing offspring across a range of females, according to a new paper on the evolution of ejaculation strategies.

Attractive Males Release Fewer Sperm

Sperm Travels Faster Toward Attractive Females: Discovery News

09 July 2009 » In science, sperm

male red junglefowl can adjust the speed and effectiveness of their sperm by allocating more or less seminal fluid to copulations. The determining factor is whether the male finds the female attractive.

Sperm Travels Faster Toward Attractive Females: Discovery News

Human Sperm Created From Embryonic Stem Cells

08 July 2009 » In science, sperm

Human sperm have been created using embryonic stem cells for the first time in a scientific development which will lead researchers to a better understanding of the causes of infertility. [Gentlemen, stop your engines.]

Human Sperm Created From Embryonic Stem Cells

Father's Sperm Delivers Much More Complex Material Than Previously Thought

15 June 2009 » In science, sperm

During fetal development, certain genes make decisions about organ and tissue development. The new research shows that in sperm, these genes are wrapped in special packaging materials called ‘modified histones.’ These modified histones appear to be key factors in ensuring genes are activated or repressed at the right level, place and time, which helps the fertilized egg develop properly.

Father’s Sperm Delivers Much More Complex Material Than Previously Thought

Semen Quality May Depend Upon Antioxidants In Man's Diet

02 June 2009 » In sperm

antioxidants, molecules which are found mainly in fruit and vegetables and can delay and prevent the oxidation of other molecules, play a key role.

Semen Quality May Depend Upon Antioxidants In Man’s Diet

Teenager sues sperm bank for father's 'defective' sperm – US – World – The Times of India

14 April 2009 » In eugenics, sperm

An American teenager, who was born with a genetic disorder called X syndrome causing mental impairment, has filed a suit against the sperm bank that her mother used to conceive her.

Teenager sues sperm bank for father’s ‘defective’ sperm – US – World – The Times of India

Sperm bank sued under product liability law – science-in-society – 08 April 2009 – New Scientist

11 April 2009 » In sperm

SPERM should be subject to the same product liability laws as car brakes, according to a US judge who has given a teenager with severe learning disabilities the go-ahead to sue the sperm bank that provided her with a biological father.

Sperm bank sued under product liability law – science-in-society – 08 April 2009 – New Scientist

Hot Trobbing Cognition | MetaFilter

20 December 2008 » In sperm

Intelligent Design: Semen Quality linked to intelligence say researchers from the Vietnam Experience Study.

Hot Trobbing Cognition | MetaFilter

Intelligent men have better quality sperm, research finds | Mail Online

08 December 2008 » In sperm

Scientists have shown that bright men have better sperm. They produce more of it and it is of higher quality

Intelligent men have better quality sperm, research finds | Mail Online

Sperm donor fathers 46 children – UPI.com

04 December 2008 » In sperm

“I do it because I know how hard it is for people who desperately want a child,” said Ed Houben, a tourism guide from Maastricht.

Sperm donor fathers 46 children – UPI.com

The Disappearing Male – Doc Zone | CBC-TV

23 November 2008 » In sperm

the toxic threat to the male reproductive system.

The Disappearing Male – Doc Zone | CBC-TV